Zu gut!

Hin und wieder laufen überaus witzige Streifen im Kino. Die kauf ich mir auf DVD, weil viele Gags einfach zu gut sind, um sie nur ein Mal zu hören:

Analyze this:
"I go fag, you die"

Love, actually:
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free."

The Big Lebowski:
"Who the fuck are the Knutsens?"

X-Men:
W: "It's me!"
C: "Prove it!"
W: "You're a dick."
C: "Okay"

Meet the Fockers:
"Your cat can flush?"

Zoolander:
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Armageddon:
"Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour!"

X2:
"Have you ever tried not being a mutant?"

The Big Lebowski:
"That rug really tied the room together."

Zoolander:
Matilda: "I became ..."
Hansel: "What?"
Matilda: "... bulimic!"
Derek Zoolander: "You can read minds???"

Ice Age:
Sid: "For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Chicken Run:
[Chicken Babs has fainted from a near-death experience]
"All me life flashed before me eyes."
(disappointed) "It was really borin'."

Chicken Run:
[the chickens are panicking]
Ginger: "Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads."
Bunty: "Lose our heads? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh."

Notting Hill:
"There's something wrong with this yogurt."
"Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise..."
"ah, right-o then." (continues to eat)

Toy Story:
Buzz: "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
Woody: "Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death."

Love, actually:
(Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister)
Natalie: "Hello, David. I mean "Sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, Sir."
Prime Minister: "It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble."
Natalie: "Thank you, Sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!"